Dear Addiction (You will be missed Greg Giraldo),

I hate to point this out to you because I'm sure you're pretty bummed out about this too but you kind of fucked up today.  Well I say kind of I mean really.  Here let's look at a couple of news stories.

Greg Giraldo, comedian, dead at 44 and Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. For the 6th time.

Ya see what happened?

You took someone who was amazingly intelligent, by all accounts an all round nice guy and one of the funniest people of his generation and you left us with someone who hands out purses to homeless people to avoid jail.

I honestly can't figure out how you made such a mistake they don't even look alike.  I mean I know you are a tough disease and unpredictable and yada yada yada, but on this one I'm going to need an explanation.

I'm still here

Hey everyone,
I know I've been slacking off here for a while. I do have things to write about but for various reasons can't talk about them at the moment.  Wow that sounds really dramatic, its not its quite boring actually.  But in the mean time here's a cat and a baby bird on a roomba.

I wanna see your peacock... ew not that! Put your pants back on, you're gross.

I have a problem, I'm a very visual person.  Actually its not really a problem most of the time only in certain cases, like if a comedian is telling a joke that involves something disturbing I get the image in my head and it can ruin the joke.  Or for example if someone is singing a nice innocent song about seeing penises.

When I hear Katy Perry's song 'Peacock', instead of thinking about a flesh covered mayonnaise pistol (thanks to @elperrogrande for the funny penis name suggestion), I picture attractive men flashing me their Pavo cristatus which they have somehow hidden in their pants.  While I'm curious about how someone could keep a fairly large bird "underneath", especially a bird that I would imagine is rather pointy and doesn't take kindly to being in enclosed places, I don't really thank that's what the point of the song is.  Although it does make me giggle.

If you don't know what I'm talking about I've posted some of the lyrics, or if you'd rather see the song enacted by hot gay men just scroll down to the youtube video.

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off

Come on baby let me see
what you're hiding underneath

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
what you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful

Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see ya