I wanna see your peacock... ew not that! Put your pants back on, you're gross.

I have a problem, I'm a very visual person.  Actually its not really a problem most of the time only in certain cases, like if a comedian is telling a joke that involves something disturbing I get the image in my head and it can ruin the joke.  Or for example if someone is singing a nice innocent song about seeing penises.

When I hear Katy Perry's song 'Peacock', instead of thinking about a flesh covered mayonnaise pistol (thanks to @elperrogrande for the funny penis name suggestion), I picture attractive men flashing me their Pavo cristatus which they have somehow hidden in their pants.  While I'm curious about how someone could keep a fairly large bird "underneath", especially a bird that I would imagine is rather pointy and doesn't take kindly to being in enclosed places, I don't really thank that's what the point of the song is.  Although it does make me giggle.

If you don't know what I'm talking about I've posted some of the lyrics, or if you'd rather see the song enacted by hot gay men just scroll down to the youtube video.

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off

Come on baby let me see
what you're hiding underneath

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
what you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful

Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see ya