Links because I'm busy

I told myself I would post something once a week (how many times have you heard that?) but my mother is coming in to town tomorrow so I have no time to come up with something great. So I will steal greatness from others.

I find most Twitter meme's incredibly dull but one from a few months ago made me exceptionally happy and I bookmarked the best ones to share with you all.

These are all from the hashtag #lameclaimstofame (Lame claims to fame)

@eddhedley "I shook Viggo Mortensen's hand and said 'fuck me. history of violence.' "

@felixexplody "the bush tucker man is my second cousin"

@SimonMacneall "I used to work with Anthony La'Paglia's sister in law. She married the unknown car salesman brother"

@samesame "while i was working at sydney theatre company cate blanchett leaked her breast milk on my desk by accident. CT"

@jonslattery "Eric Clapton once asked me if I'd got any chewing gum. I hadn't."

@MadCatfromMars "My grandmother (a high school nurse/home ec teacher) taught Martha Stewart the proper way to make a bed. "

@sophistifunk "My brother got shitfaced with Big Kev a few months before he died. "

@fifipoodlebum "The temping agency that I'm working for is owned by Daniel Craig's dad"


And here's a bonus one from me that wasn't posted on my twitter (@tuttle88), Once at Carmel By The Sea my grandfather talked to Clint Eastwood for like 10minutes and had no idea who he was. Clint also patted my first dog Barney and told him he was a good dog. He was a good dog.

Carolyn's Collection

I have opened a store at etsy.com where you or anyone for that matter can buy one of my super cool baby approved pacifier clips. There are 4 on there at the moment but I have made a lot more.

I haven't listed them yet because I want to take some good photos and because etsy's default setting is to show the newer items first so if I post all at once I won't stay on the front page very long. See how smart I am?

You can visit the store at http://www.etsy.com/shop/CarolynsCollection.

You should. You should also buy one, I'll go to the post office even though it is loathsome. I should charge more for postage.

Its my birthday month!!

You should give me a dollar.

You can also buy something on my Amazon wishlist.


Because I like presents and being born is hard work.

I will be blogging more I want to get into a routine where I update this on a regular basis. If you like to hear me talk about shit remember I recap tv shows (mainly Maury) on my 2nd twitter account @tuttleTV.

Please remember to comment, I haven't been getting many comments lately and that makes me sad.