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Celebrity Rehab Australia

I love Celebrity Rehab and Sober House. It may be the greatest show on television and if I have kids I am sitting them down and making them watch it. You think drugs are cool? Here's Steven Adler trying to use a computer. Still wanna use?

Well it now appears that Andrew Symonds is done with cricket and I was thinking about what he could do with himself. And I think Celebrity Rehab Australia is the answer.

We need about 9 people a nice mix of addictions, sexes and careers and a reputable doctor to host it.

So far I have:
Andrew Symonds
Ben Cousins
Jodi Gordon

Maybe Matthew Newton could slip up and choke another soapie star.

Ideas please...