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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Stupid Stereotypes

I'm a very patriotic person alright. I am proud of my American heritage but I grew up in Adelaide and love my country and my state a great deal. I know there are a lot of jokes made about South Australia and, yes, they do upset me especially when they are made by people who have spent very little time here and make assumptions based on very little evidence.

So when news like the following comes out I feel like banging my head against the wall:

"Father, daughter have child together

A SOUTH Australian woman has given birth to her father's daughter after the couple had sex."

Did you HAVE to be South Australian! Really, consider the rest of us, we've worked very hard to defend ourselves. We put up with years of jokes about bodies in barrels made more frustrating by the fact that SA news outlets were barred from reporting news the rest of the world knew so a lot of the time we didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. Now things calm down and we go on about our lives then you selfish selfish people have to go and have incest babies! Fuck you. Seriously could you have not moved to Tasmania or Queensland let them deal with this.

The video of the pair on 60 Minutes is available here (see what else you've done to me creepy people I have to link to 60 Minutes, I HATE that show). Some choice quotes:
"We're normal intellectual adults who have had careers" - His career involves armed robbery and prison.
"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub." - I'm going to quote Defamer here "what kind of bloody nightclubs are you going to, woman, where a man who looks like that is considered a right spunk?"
"The child is not deformed. It had no mental difficulties. Quite normal, healthy child." - This child is but you actually had another baby that died after birth you seem to conveniently forget about when ever you try to justify your relationship.

It is typical of the shoddy "journalism" 60 Minutes is known for that after they show this story more accurate information comes out. The other child that died of congenital defects, the father's ex-wife's claim that the pair had more than fleeting contact over the years. The fact that he never bothered to tell the rest of his children he was going to be on national tv talking about having 'fantastic' sex with their sister. These are the things that 60 Minutes should have a) known about and b) asked them about. How about instead of a fluff piece about something illegal and dangerous you bother to ask some hard questions huh?

In summary these people are crazy and disgusting but not at all indicative of South Australian society as a whole. If you want to know about incest ask a Tasmanian.

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Monday, March 31, 2008

If you are bored by baby pictures just skip this one.

Lets take a break from all the politics, and look at cute baby. Remember when I first introduced you to my cousin Chloe? She was an itty bitty baby! Well that was November 2006 (although the picture on the left is from October when they were in China collecting her) But look at the young lady on the right, can you believe its the same child?

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Funniest thing on the internet (edited with more Clinton dumbery)

Remember that 3a.m. phone call ad Hillary Clinton put out not that long ago to scare people into voting for her? Well instead of doing the smart thing and making her own ad Hillary's team decided to use stock footage. Turns out the kid from the add (Casey Knowles) is an Obama supporter and none to happy about having her image used by Clinton. I think Clinton is lucky this is all that happened, the girl could have turned out to be a prostitute or a crack addict.



Here's another video, notice Clinton running for cover from the bullets, oh no wait she's bending over to receive a kiss and a card from a little girl, my mistake.

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Hot French woman is crazy and were meant to be suprised?

Three things;

Thing number one: Marion Cotillard is hot and French and apparently can act (I haven't seen La Vie En Rose so I don't know) you can't expect sane and smart at the same time. Do you want a hot girl with an accent or do you want a girl who doesn't believe 9/11 was a conspiracy and the moon landing was faked? These are your choices.

Thing number two: Dear Damon and Carlton, time travel makes my head hurt please stop it. Unless time travel is going to bring Charlie back from the dead please, please no more. I know its a fascinating plot device but it actually hurts my hear right here when I try to think about it too much, and I think about things WAY too much. p.s. Polit Beuro game sounds awesome and I want to play.





Thing number three: No Country for Old Men is a great movie, you should all go see it, except some of you shouldn't because its not for everyone but, wow, so fantastic.

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Chloe at Chinese New Year



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